Chicks Have All The Fun

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Monday, September 25, 2006

A Little Talk on Anal Play

This is a text from the web site regarding Anal Play written by a lady friend of ours, presented for your entertainment, education and enlightenment, courtesy Cupid Boutique. :-)


Anal sex is one of the most taboo forms of sexual play commonly practiced. Any type of anal play has long been a source of shame and discomfort to many. NO MORE!! Men and women today, as they become more educated and aware of their bodies and it's functions and pleasures, have come to introduce anal play into their sexual repertoire.

In addition to fingers and tongues, sex toys such as butt plugs and anal beads have become more popular. Butt plugs provide a sensation of fullness - they usually have a narrow tip, wider middle and a narrow bottom secured to a flared base. A curved plug follows the natural curve of the rectum while a straight plug is usually made soft enough to bend and follow the curve.

Anal beads are perfect for those who enjoy the feeling of the sphincter muscles opening and closing to let an item in and/or out. Beads provide the sensation of fullness without putting pressure on the opening of the anus and retrieving them can make you howl with pleasure. If your timing is good, retrieving them during orgasm can prolong and intensify orgasmic pleasure. All anal toys have a flared base - NEVER use anything for the butt that doesn't or you risk a trip to the emergency room and an unwelcome spelunking adventure.

Always have a supply of batteries handy for your vibrating toys and plenty of lube. The anus isn't self-lubricating so ALWAYS USE PLENTY OF LUBE!! Jelly and cream lubes are generally thicker, water based lubes are great and silicone based lubes are probably the best type to use. Known for it's slick and smooth texture and long lasting abilities, silicone adheres to the rectal walls so reapplication isn't as frequent. However, never use a silicone lube with a silicone or cyber skin/ur3 toy. Silicone adheres to itself and will ruin your toy.

Anal Eaze is an anal lube with a desensitizing agent for the timid. Douching beforehand is recommended as fecal matter can be a big turn off. Remember to always allow the receptive partner to set the depth and pace and don't neglect to stimulate other parts of the body. Clitoral and/or penile stimulation combined with anal play can be quite exciting!!

Friday, September 22, 2006

16 Function Water Gems Dolphin

As you are aware - or SHOULD be aware, we at CHATF never put up an item here unless a woman says so!

In THIS case it's not what she said BUT what she DIDN'T say - she turned red and started stammering when we brought up the 16 function Water Gems Dolphin from California Exotics.

We count that as a 'yes'.

This little beauty is the most versatile vibrator I ever saw. It has eight levels of intensity for both shaft and arouser, eight variable shaft rotation patterns AND eight unique arouser functions!

In all over 750 unique patterns!

The battery pack is removable and we include the batteries for you!

This is a great vibrator.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Silicone X-10 Anal Beads!

Best anal beads ever made!

Silicone so you can clean them totally - even boil them - and they are totally soft so you never have to worry about any sharp edges!

Friday, September 08, 2006

The Flex-A-Pleasure by Doc Johnson

Nice to see that someone other than California Exotics can make a Cupid Pick these days!

This unusual gizmo has received RAVE REVIEWS from our female customers and I think we are seeing the biggest innovation in vibrators since the 'rabbit' came on-line.

We've been told (by women) that 'Every woman in the world should have one of these'

It's two egg-like knobs on each end of a flexible shaft. One has the batteries and control, and the other vibrates. A LOT, it's very powerful.

It's moving nicely out the door. Get yours quick while they last!

Batteries included.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Meet the King of Lubes - at *Lube Time!*

I was about to add another product when I realized I was getting into a rut.

The last three Chicks Have All The Fun recommendations have been waterproof vibrators from California Exotic, and this one was going to be too.

Next time. THIS time its lube time!

After making female enquiries as usual I came to the conclusion there are TWO great lubes here.

One is FriXion by Nasstoys and the other is Astroglide, developed for NASA so Astronauts can get their suits on. No, really.

Both these lubes come highly recommended by certain ladies. DON'T use KY as it gets sticky. This stuff doesn't!

One thing VERY IMPORTANT about all lubes! They usually come in water-based and silicone-based form.

You MUST NOT USE the silicone-based lube with any silicone sex toy, it will RUIN it!!!


But the king of sex lubes has to be Lubido Gold.

This lube is water based, but retains it's slickness even when wet. It is latex safe and has four herbal ingredients.

The first is Calendla Officinalis, also know as . It is used externally in Southern Europe for antiseptic and anti-fungal purposes and internally for digestion and menopausal problems. This is recommended for women with yeast infections.

The second is the famous Ginseng. The has been used for 5,000 years for medicinal purposes.It has particular effects on post-menopausal symptoms.

The third is Cnidium Seeds - Chinese, they are a and protect the skin around the genital area.

The fourth is Aerial Parts of the Epimedium plant - Chinese, is used to treat male sexual problems including premature ejaculation, nighttime urinary frequency and promotes allover erectile and prostrate heath. It also is believed to tonify the kidney by increasing kidney yang.

Lubido Gold. In a league all by itself - right here.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Waterproof Jack Rabbit

Time for another product. As always, I went to our female clientele for a suggestion. You'll never see anything here not recommended by a woman.

They (She, actually) went straight to the product wall and pulled this little beauty off.

The Waterproof Jack Rabbit from California Exotics.

It's one of those silicon ones, with the rabbit ear and the beads. It also has bumps under the the head.

As always, I am impressed by the workmanship of this Cal Exec product. There is real craftsmanship here, folks.

Comes in pink and purple. Takes 3 AA batteries, included.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Waterproof Hydra Vibe

Recommended by our customers, as are all our items, this is ANOTHER quality California Exotics product!

This three inch cylinder, quite heavy for it's size, starts to vibrate when you press its little studs OR when it gets wet!

The very thing for relaxing in the tub! Four batteries included.